Hey Folks Californian/Japanese versatile Rapper Lyrics Born is hitting Aussie shores later this month to promote his recent album ‘As You Were’. Five shows are confirmed with support coming from FDEL and DJ Frenzie. We are giving away two FREE pairs of tickets for The Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane shows.
15th June Brisbane
17th June Melbounrne
18th june Sydney
Now here’s the competition part…
Track 7 on ‘As You Were’ is called ‘Lies X3′. We want you to post the most outrageous lie you have ever had to tell. The best lies will win tickets to the shows. We have two double tickets for Melbourne Sydney and Brisbane. No matter how bad the lie was, we wanna hear it! Post your lies under this post! (Please also include your city of preference and your e mail address)
Good Luck guys!
Brisbane Show!
I once told my wife I was working late to rebuild a server when I was really recording a song for her birthday. It’s an outrageously sexy lie if that helps?
Sydney show. When I was alot younger I came home to my mothers house very intoxicated, washed my clothes in the kitchen sink, walked into her room wearing a blanket thinking it was the toilet and then fell asleep on the couch. To explain my behaviour I told her I sleep walk when I’m feeling stressed. Most unbelievable lie ever. But it worked.
When I was 15 I skipped school with a few friends and we had our first binge session in a local park close to home. I told everyone to avoid vomiting and proceeded to skull half a bottle of midori and half a bottle of vodka. I vomited for 18 hours straight; when mum asked what was wrong I told her a fly had landed on the bowl of lollies and I had got food poisoning. She trusted me and never suspected a thing! Damn lollies…
That was for the Melbourne Show!!!
This one time, during a war with my sworn enemies, I called and truce and was all like, “let’s be cool, ok?” And they were like, “yeah, ok”. So I told them I’d made them this massively awesome wooden horse as a kick ass gift for their city and they were like “sweet, bring it in and just pop it over there, k thanx”. But, i’d actually hidden stacks of my buddies in the belly of the horse, right? I know! So when night fell the dudes busted out of the horse and totally went around and shaved the eyebrows off our enemies while they were sleeping and shoved bananas in the exhaust pipes of their chariots and stuff! Dude, it was epic! You should have been there.
Melbourne plz.
Great guys, you all make me laugh, keep them coming. I’ll be announcing the winners on Friday!
George
Melbourne show.
One morning after a big night out on the tiles as a teenager, I woke up with a warm pool of yellow liquid surrounding me. My mum was ‘callin out’ so I hastily grabbed my sheets and rushed downstairs to do my first load of washing (ever.) I told her that I spilled soft drink all over the sheets. She was thoroughly impressed that I helping out around the house and bought the lie. Unfortunately for her, ‘I changed my mind’ and the next load of washing I did was 3 years later when I had already moved moved out. No Trainspotting, but still foul.
I used my “extra” weight to trick my cousin into thinking im pregnant. He would carry on all the time about health and ect, usually always darting his eyes at me. One day i said im pregnant and he went out to buy baby things for me (sweet kid) lol but turned out to be a expensive joke
Brisbane
Once I phoned work and said i was too sick to attend, but the truth revealed itself to my boss when i was seen that night on the Channel 10 news, 1 hour flight away from my city, scuffling with police at an anti capitalism protest. That was the end of my corporate good girl disguise, which obviously was the greater lie all along.
*Melbourne!
I think Dan should win, I’m still laughing!
I once told this massive lie just so i could gt tickets to a concert. I told them that my nanna was actually doing security on the night, & she said she needed me 2 keep an eye on things inside, & when i got there, they took me straight thru!! Needless 2 say, i was lying!! As IF my nanna would be doing security??? haha. No way she’d miss the show!!
Well, im a really good boy and i have never told a lie in my entire life, ever.. Melbourne please
So I work at a nursing home, and I wasnt feeling well I told my work mate I was going to prepare lunch. But instead got lost in a residents room and fell alseep till they all come looking for me… I was very embarrased
Melbourne Show
Ummm… I wrote a really cute song for an x girlfriend of mine and she loved it so when we broke up i thought it was too good to waste so when i hooked up with my new girlfriend i sung it to her and told her i wrote it especially for her… I hope she doesnt read this!!
Melbourne show please!
melbourne show pls
I was at a concert and had drink of vodka and orange in my hand, i got realy excited and jumped up and forgot all about my drink, it went all over this chick who was dressed all in white, she turned around and looked at me so i pointed at this othr guy behind me..the chick in the white went off her nut! her boyfriend stated throwing punchers at the guy i pointed at. in the end they all got removed and i ended up getting better seats…oops
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