From the home of the trve kvlt br00talist metal in the world comes this truly inspirational story.
Sadly there’s no picture for the article, so I’ve had an expert artist interpret the story below.
Tell us in the comments how the power of the Rock and/or the Metalz has helped you out of a sticky situation, and the best stories win some free CD’s from the office. Too. Easy.
A 13-YEAR-OLD Norwegian boy saw off a pack of wolves with a blast of heavy metal music from his cell phone, music website Zvuki.ru reported today.
Walter Acre was walking home from school in the central municipality of Rakkestad when he found himself encircled by the four snarling beasts.
But just as they prepared to sink their teeth into the petrified youngster, he pulled out his mobile phone and cranked out a song by US metal legends, Megadeth.
Walter had previously been told not to run away from wolves but to face them and attempt to scare them away.
And sure enough, the tactic worked as the thrash guitar music sent the animals scattering in confusion, Zvuki.ru said.
The Russian music website said that Walter made it home safely, using one final blast of music to see off a stray wolf that was prowling close to his front porch.

#HORNS
I was dared by a friend to try pick up a Christian hottie at church (I am a non-practicing Catholic). So to keep this short I met a cute brunette who was really into Christian rock, I faked my way through a conversation about MxPx, Relient K, Underoath, As I Lay Dying and various nu-metal groups popular during my youth (POD, Evanescence, etc.) and she came back to my place to check out my collection. When we got there I couldn’t find anything by a Christian band as was almost about to fess up until I glanced an Insane Clown Posse record! So reflecting over the new found meaning of their lyrics she spoke passionately, I agreed with everything she said and in the morning we found ourselves naked and hung over from a night of debauchery she wasn’t to thrilled about the next day. I got laid because of ICP.
Went to a bikie clubhouse one night with my friends, we were obviously the newbies in the place and they were fully sussing us out, thought oh well might as well listen to some music whilst getting stared at. As soon as I put ACDC on the staring stopped and they started chatting to us, cause apparently I was alright cause I didn’t put any girly shit on…It wasn’t what I would call a sticky situation but it was a bit hairy!!!!!
Thanks Meagan & Jon,
Great stories, both of them.
For your troubles, we’ll send you the new Chiodos album ‘Illuminaudio’, High On Fire’s stunning Snakes For The Devine, and Lamb of God’s defining classic: New American Gospel.
Granted, there’s no ICP or AC/DC in there, but hopefully you’ll enjoy them anyway! Someone will be in contact soon with how to claim your prize packs.
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Awesome, looking forward to receiving them especially the Lambs of God!!! Yippee..Thanks heaps \m/